Archive for March, 2008

The world of World Book

Monday, March 31st, 2008

I don’t know if they are still in vogue, but when I was in elementary school, state reports were an essential part of the social studies curriculum. In second grade, I did one on Oklahoma; third was Idaho; fourth was Alabama; fifth was Alaska. The requirements didn’t change much from year to year. Draw a picture of the flag. Name the capital. Crops. Manufactured goods. Date of statehood.

In general, state reports were not a labor of love. Accordingly, I remember little about the process or product of any of them. Except Alaska.

I remember working on it at the dining room table and my mother coming in to assess progress. It was probably due the next day, and I admit that in those salad days I wanted a bit of watching. Alaska became a state in January of 1959, when my mother was 10. As I sat with the A volume of World Book (remember encyclopedias?) open in front of me, I considered the possibility that she, in 1959, had probably completed state reports. But there would have been no entry for “Alaska” in the encyclopedias she had used.

“So, you couldn’t find ‘Alaska’ in the encyclopedia back then?” I asked, knowing the answer, but somehow needing to ask anyway. She laughed.

“No, it wasn’t a state yet. People weren’t trying to look it up. You know, Grammie’s encyclopedias don’t even have the Kennedy assassination in them. It hadn’t happened yet.”

In the pages of my family’s encyclopedias, history was evolving–truth was evolving–as individuals played out their lives and as the universe of human knowledge became wider and deeper. The world is never still, everyone has history in living memory, and no one knows exactly what kind of encyclopedic articles we will need in the future.

17 years later, this revelation still impresses me. Once in a while, I go back to the World Book shelf, take out volume U-V, and and turn to the entry about the U.S.S.R.

White vs. white

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

Though the exact details have yet to be worked out, it is a sure thing that I will be leaving New York in July, and almost as certain that I will never live here again. This move suggests itself, in fact, it has been suggesting itself for some time, but that doesn’t make it easy. I have finished growing up here, and I know this city has done things to me that I don’t even realize.

Living in New York has confirmed a few of my worst fears about the world, namely, that it really is as big and scary as I worried it would be. But New York has also provided its own kind of comfort in the form of insights that have sprung up at unexpected times.

My first year at IS 162, I co-taught a sixth grade ESL class with a girl named Stephanie. She could not look less like me, considering that we are about the same age and both identify as white. She is six inches shorter than I am, and has medium olive skin and very dark, very curly hair. To the eye, I am certainly “whiter.” But one day, quite by accident I discovered that our students didn’t see it that way.

In my coursework for my ESL master’s degree, we talked extensively about African-American and Latino/a identities. In these conversations, White American was always “dominant” and “mainstream.” But within the borders of Bushwick, my school’s Brooklyn neighborhood, whiteness is “other,” it is not the norm. I knew this. What I didn’t know before I worked there is that the factors involved in hanging the “white” tag on someone have absolutely nothing to do with having straight blonde hair and green eyes.

My sixth graders had been working on autobiographies. I was sitting with a group of four of them, checking in on their progress on a section in which they had to provide information about their home countries. Cristela, John, Gustavo, and Joseph were crowded in the back corner, jockeying for screen time on the classroom’s one computer. We began talking about their work, but as is so often the case with kids, my teacherly questions were volleyed right back at me.

“Where you born?” John asked me.

“Maine,” I said, “Up north, next to Canada.” Cristela scrunched up her nose. She wasn’t buying it.

“You were born here? In this country?” I nodded.

“So….what…are…you?” Gustavo asked slowly, like he wasn’t even sure how to pose his question.

I started to explain that I am American, that some of my family came from England in the 17th century and some came from Germany in the 19th century. For a moment, I was pretty impressed with my impromptu lesson. But those four bright, disbelieving faces stopped me.

Cristela squinted her eyes and zeroed in on my face like she had my number. “Talk like a white girl,” she said. Commanded, really. Now it was my turn to be bewildered. “What do you mean?” I asked. “Don’t I sound white all the time?”

Gustavo shook his head vigorously. “No, you talk normal.”

John agreed hastily. “I don’t understand white people. They use weird words.”

I had to know. “What kind of words?”

“White girls say ‘like’ and ‘totally’ all the time,” Cristela explained. The boys nodded emphatically and they all cracked up at the mere mention of such ridiculous sounding language.

Something clicked. I did a brief impersonation of a Valley Girl, a pop culture icon even I am a little too young for. Every other word is ‘like’ or ‘totally’ and the pitch goes up and down constantly, even in the middle of a word. What had been polite chuckling exploded into uninhibited laughter.

“You talk that way with your friends, miss?” Cristela giggled.

“No. I can’t barely understand it when people talk like that,” I said.

“And English is your language!” said John.

“You see?” Gustavo said. “You not white like that. You like us.”

I don’t know what my face may have looked like at that moment or what I said after that. Whatever it was, I hope Gustavo heard, “Thank you. It’s an honor.” Because it has been.

Considering a self-imposed exile in NYC? Read on.

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008

If you’re like I was five years ago, you’re planning a move to New York from somewhere cleanier, friendlier, and quieter. More predictable, for sure. This isn’t to suggest that you should change your plans. In fact, it’s statistically impossible not to be more interesting after having lived in New York than you were when you packed up the U-Haul. This is good news, but the learning curve is steep and the road is long. And there’s traffic. Okay, I’ve already lost control of the metaphor, but here, in what will likely become a regular feature, are a few insider tips on living here when you’re an outsider.

1. You can’t really live on pizza, bagels, and Chinese dumplings. But, dammit, no one can stop you from trying.

2. People have “parties” which basically amount to a bunch of people meeting at a bar. A lame cop out which requires no cleaning, grocery shopping, or organization of any kind? Absolutely. But just pay the cover and go. You got to have friends.

3. The subway, even with a transfer and a route that takes you all over town, is always faster than the bus. I don’t know why.

4. Have the location, menu, and pricing of at least three restaurants committed to memory. When you’re out with a hungry, indecisive group, you will be the rockstar who says with confidence, “I know this great place three stops away with great tapas…And I think it’s Riesling night….” Party resumed, thanks to you.

5. Some people know which subway exit is most convenient and calculate where on the platform to wait for the train. Don’t be intimidated; follow the signs. Know that you know many things that these people don’t.

6. Bodegas, or delis, are wonderful things. Reliably, they have an ATM (with a fee, of course, but you’ll come off as a hick if you complain), and you can almost always buy the following: phone cards, single doses of most over-the-counter medicines, decent coffee, nearly any Goya product, cold cuts, and herbal supplements that supposedly improve sex drive and performance.

7. Oh, and speaking of delis: when you order a bagel at one, always specify that you want it “cold.” Many before you have learned the hard way that “hot” doesn’t mean toasted, it means “microwaved.” And that’s just wrong.

8. If a parking spot seems too good to be true, it is. That unmarked expanse of curb you find, right across the street from the supermarket, when it’s pouring? There’s simply no way it’s a legit space. And throwing on your hazards to go and do something quickly may work where you come from, but in New York, you might as well have a vanity plate that reads “TIKT ME.” Come to think of it, having a vanity plate of any kind is probably a bad idea.